When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like
Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react
No matter how much I sleep I’m always tired.
How parents think you’re in class:
Going to school/work and wanting to do this to everyone:
“Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It’s just a bunch of pictures.”
That feeling you get when you’re peeing after you’ve held it forever.
Normal people with their couples
Me:
“Ok class, turn to page 69”
When you send someone a nice message and they never answer it.
